Mom calls I Miss the call
iamthedeadpool: >Call her back she doesn’t answer >2 hours later Mom calls me back “WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK UP WHEN I CALLED YOU BEFORE I COULD HAVE BEEN IN DANGER.” ME? BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY ANSWERED WHEN I CALLED YOU BACK RIGHT MOM RIGHT
her good fortune allowed us to feel a sadness our...
her good fortune allowed us to feel a sadness our parents never had time for, and a happiness i never saw with them.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the...
princessjennylulu: Guy #1: Hi Guy #2: Hey baby *ignores and continues walking* Guy #2: Stupid bitch.. Me: Short fuck Guy #1 and guy #3: OHHHH she got you there!
@trizzyyy wants to fuck your couch
RICK JAMES SAYS, “FUCK YO’ COUCH, NIGGA!”