January 2012
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Mom calls I Miss the call
iamthedeadpool:
>Call her back she doesn’t answer
>2 hours later Mom calls me back “WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK UP WHEN I CALLED YOU BEFORE I COULD HAVE BEEN IN DANGER.”
ME? BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY ANSWERED WHEN I CALLED YOU BACK RIGHT MOM
RIGHT
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her good fortune allowed us to feel a sadness our...
her good fortune allowed us to feel a sadness our parents never had time for, and a happiness i never saw with them.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the...
icalebkim:
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princessjennylulu:
Guy #1: Hi
Guy #2: Hey baby
*ignores and continues walking*
Guy #2: Stupid bitch..
Me: Short fuck
Guy #1 and guy #3: OHHHH she got you there!
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@trizzyyy wants to fuck your couch
RICK JAMES SAYS, “FUCK YO’ COUCH, NIGGA!”
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